dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need 5,000,000 signatures
i know there’s enough bloggers out there
hell sign twice using different emails.
SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE
I just queued this like seventeen times prepare yourselves
why the hell should I care?
I mowed the lawn again. And…apparently because I was so prompt in mowing it this time and emptying out their dishwasher, there just went “oh, never mind.”
As I said before. Completely fuckin’ nuts.
What the hell is wrong with my mother